Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Good Reasons for Being You...



This is something i got from a forwarded mail, do spend you valuable time going through this..

GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A HONGKIE
1. We are Hongkies not Chinese
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn
3. Jackie Chan is our icon
4. We can live in 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age
6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the Chinese mainlanders
7. No one can threaten Hong Kong, except the few Cathay Pilots
8. Gambling is more interesting than sex
9. We produce a lot of Ms. Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous.


GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A SINGAPOREAN
1. We are not Chinese
2. Everyone hates us except ourselves
3. Famous for Orchard Road
4. We have our own island
5. Proud of our world class Airport, world class MRT, world class airline,world class telco...
6. We know how to spell 'Salvatore Ferragamo'
7. We know how to enjoy vacation in M'sia - keep a few RM50 notes before you enter the highway: can throw anything, anytime, anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl "Do u have CPF?"
9. Never fear getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get you into the sea.
10. We'll never hv to worry about finding Mr or Ms right coz Govt will find one for us.
11. 1 Sing = 2.2 Malaysian Ringgit nyeh-nyeh-nyeh.. nyeh !
12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.


GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A INDONESIAN
1. We are not Australian
2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia
3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude our Navy and Coast guards.
4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries
5. We can blame everything on Suharto or Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or...whoever sitting up there.
6. Only in Indonesia can u get involved in real demonstrations daily
for different causes and see no results.
7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo-Yo, it can go up and down just bcoz the IMF say so.....
8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn about the haze
9. We dont need firefighters as our good neighbours will provide.......


GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN
1. World tallest Building, Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter mug,highest standard of university admission... coz Malaysia Boleh
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing the cop all at the same time.
3. Divorce by sending SMS
4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot w the cop.
5. Teh Tarek & Roti Canai is the favourite supper
6. We can save a lot of electricity bcoz our TV shows r so crappy
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or Keadilan or.....some other western countries.
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street bulb and three others 'supervising'.
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when cops are sighted ahead.
10. There's always something for the PSD (or JKR ) to do - They dig, resurface, dig and resurface.......on the same area.
11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives the govt a reason to collect toll.
12. Our Govt can NEVER be wrong. GOOD,EH ???


Hopefully, i didn't hurt anyone's feeling with this..just take it easy..

I know i have couple of frens from other parts of the world..mind sharing some 'good' reasons on being you??


14 comments:

musings (m000nie) said...

hey amutha thanx for visiting my blog... n ofcoz u can join in... read my post on the 00nie club... n u know wat?? i got u a name too... its called am00nie... lol so like mine na... oh n lovely post... get us some reasons for being indians...hehe

tulipspeaks said...

hey...thats so sweet of you :)

yea..i read the post..and i expected that name..its cute and i like it..

thanks again dear..

happy to join de club..

=am00nie=

tulipspeaks said...

reasons about indians huh...

lets see what the indians residing in india has to say..

i will add on into it later :)

=am00nie==

Arz000n said...

Good reasons for being an Indian:
0. We feel proud to be called as Native-Americans
1. We enjoy our tradition coz it comes bundled with loads of festivals in it
2. People dont get tired celebrating these festivals compared to stress they find at work
3. The first thing everyone does on 1st of Jan is to create a yearly holiday plan from the HOLIDAY LIST distributed free-of-cost in office
4. Guys in IT enjoy slavery for people whom they kicked outta there country few years back
5. People wait to pull small issues into politics and create mess outta it later on
6. Our currency is Rupees (and sometime native-dollars when NRI's return back from uummm-ricca)
7. Our Government can never ever be RIGHT. Good eh???

Greetz to everyone.
If any Patriotic Indian visitor with an Indian flag in his hand reads this comment & is hurt from it, I deeply apologise. Just give it a thought...no not on my apologies, but whts written above, it makes sense anyway

4u2nvau/Rohit said...

*Good reasons for being an Indian(cont.):*

8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn about the haze
9.We'll never hv to worry about finding Mr or Ms right coz our parents will find one for us.
10.Proud of our world class airlines which smells like achar and the air-hostess are our mums age.
11.We produce a lot of Miss Worlds and Miss Universe.


loll good one z000nie

Keshi said...

amu u have just been christened as am000nie by m000nie :) WC to the 000nie family my dear!

k000kie.

Keshi said...

hehe this post was really funny! Especially the Hongkie one lol, damnnnn all of em r soo true abt em!

***We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn...
They shout so much when they talk n most of the time I think it's a fight n it's not lol!

***We can live in 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment...
LOL this is to true even in Aus...they live in tiny apartments with an open Kitchen n pay over-the-roof rent!


As for Indians/Sri Lankans lolll I dunno..I have a list that someone once said me as a FW email, but I'm not sure if I can put it here...they r all damn funny but cud hurt some ppl...

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

hehehe..z00nie..u r funny..it is official now!!

and..rohit..thanks for completing the list!

=am00nie==

tulipspeaks said...

keshi..

yea! i have just joined the club..and i am excited about it..

guess i can call u k000kie from now on..

how about aussies then?

=am00nie=

Keshi said...

Heyy am000nie hugggz!

lolz Aussies...gimme a day n I'll come up with few grt Aussie characteristics.

k000kie-monster :)

musings (m000nie) said...

lol z00nie n n00nie u guys got things right there :)

hey hi am00nie :)

Gaurav said...

"Divorce by sending SMS"

lmao

4u2nvau/Rohit said...

Good reasons for being an Australin:

1. We drink like theres no tommorrow.
2. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oye Oye Oye.
3. We love our sports.
4. We say 'mate' to anyone and everyone we see(even if its for the first time).

Thats all I can come up with.

tulipspeaks said...

"Divorce by sending SMS"

yes, it is accepted by malaysian syariah court (muslim court)..but the husband to talak his wife through sms will have to pay fine..nevertheless, i find it a disgrace to women and to the marriage itself!

=am00nie=