Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Those Creatures Called WOMEN

After posting on Men, now its the Women's turn...wonder what our gals have to say about this..


If you’re well dressed,
she thinks you’re a playboy

If you’re not,
she thinks you’re rugged

If you kiss her,
you’re not a gentleman

If you don’t,
you’re not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you’re a liar

If you don’t,
you’re not understanding

If you make romance,
you’re experienced man

If you don’t,
you’re half-half man

If you propose love with a brief acquaintanceship,
you’re a fresh guy

If you propose later,
she wonders why

If you’re jealous,
she says it’s bad

If you’re not,
she doubts your love

If you kiss her a while,
she professes you bold and nothing

If you attempt a romance,
she says you don’t respect her

If you don’t,
she thinks you don’t like her

If you listen,
she wants you to talk

If you talk,
she wants you to listen


Women.........

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so strong

So simple, yet so complex

So confusing, yet so desirable!!!


p/s: you are still welcomed to give opinion for the previous post, Those Monsters called MEN, as well


54 comments:

dfg said...

Hi
First here...
When a boy talks to a girl ( friend of her)
He is flirting ...
If the girl talks to a boy ( friend of his)...she is trying to be nice and have a conversation...
dont tell me its fair...
Hey amutha nice one...

Prakash

strawy said...

is that post bout me ??? , guess not hehehehe , nice 1 am00nie ... lolzz, r v really like that ? ummmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhh !!!!


huggy huggy am000nie
st000nie

Pallavi said...

wow! good one!

musings (m000nie) said...

awww am00nie... so well said... hehe women r so complex...darn men cant do without us though... :)))

Me said...

am000nie ... a little tulip....

Me said...

"If you praise her,
she thinks you’re a liar"


Amutha...u think I'm a liar ??? How dare you ??? grrr....

Keshi said...

LOL am000nie I have seen this one b4.

I think this list is so very right abt women :) What can we do, God made us this way just like how God made men in that way..hehehe...


Prakash..
**When a boy talks to a girl ( friend of her) He is flirting ...

LOL yess he is flirting cos he is...hehe. U know why, 99% men r BIG FAT flirts and girls r not lollz!

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

good morninggggggggg

@ prakash
aaww..come on prakash, we knows how expert guys can be in the 'art of flirting'

@ st000nie
lolz..not specifically about you dear..but to a certain extent, yes we are like that..

huggss and muuxxx

@ pallavi
thanks..muuaxx muuaxx

@ m000nie
:))) darn men cant do without us though...
will it be too much if i say we are like oxygen?? no life without us nah ..hehehe

@ av000nie
hmm..been so long since you call me like that..
If you don’t,
you’re not understanding

well..at least i think you are understand..:P

@ k000kie
my babyyyyyy..you know this book "men are from mars; women are from venus" :) i got it with me, guess for more than a year, but couldnt find free time to finish it..but this two poems sounds like a summary of the book to me

Vivhyd said...

haha nice one.. isnt playboy not supposed to be dressed at all? not sure :)

tulipspeaks said...

hmm..wonder how vivhyd will be dressed up? :P

Keshi said...

goshh Vivhyd lol!

am000nie WHERE IS N000NIE? :*(

k000kie.

PuNeEt said...

Hiiii
Ooohh so this time its on Women...
I didnt post my comment on "Men" post... as I was buzy that time...
Ne ways in no mood to debate...

I heard somewhere...
Either you can luv a women or you can understand her...
The day you will understand her you will stop luving her...
hahahahhaaha
Peace Girls :-)>

I'm running out of here ;-)
Cheers.....

Keshi said...

lol Puneet dun u dare try to u'stand me then...

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

:((( k000kie, i got no idea where is n000nie..i am worried now :(

aawww..puneet..no mood to debate?? too bad..but thanks for sharing your thoughts..lolz..

Keshi said...

am000nie I dunno where he is either...did u try messenger?

Anyways I got ur email...:) well all I can say is good luck and take it easy...ane yeah keep me posted hunnnz ;-)

k000kie.

Arz000n said...

WOMEN are complex living beings after iPOD, BEER and TELEVISION.

So the more you get involved with WOMEN, the more complex your life will be.

Peace out!!

tulipspeaks said...

@ k000kie
i have tried messenger..no reply :(
neway, hope he is well..
surely will keep ya informed..
muuaxx babyyyyyyyy..

@ z000nie
WOMEN are complex living beings after iPOD, BEER and TELEVISION.
complex but desirable..thats women's nature.. :P

=am000nie=

Arz000n said...

Desirable....

Yessssssssss....:)

tulipspeaks said...

*am000nie wink wink at z000nie

dfg said...

Hi
I have blog rolled u...hope u dont mind...
right now.....


@ Keshi
/* LOL yess he is flirting cos he is...hehe. U know why, 99% men r BIG FAT flirts and girls r not lollz!*/
come on.....even if boys are big fat flirts...it does not mean they always flirt.....girls like when someone flirts with her...but she hate when her BF flirts with somebody else.......thats selfish...

@ Amutha...

when a boy talks with her nicely she thinks he is flirting...
when he does not speak with her...she thinks he is a big headed geek...is it fair...
Prakash

tulipspeaks said...

@ prakash..

thanks for blog rolling me..**wink wink..u will be added soon to my blogmates link..

well, matter of fact..we don't think that all guys who talks nicely are flirting with us..umm..what will we think if you guys never talk to us..oh yea..thimiru!! :P

=am000nie=

southpaw said...

Thanks for visiting my space...by the way splendid post to calm down the nerves..:):):)Now read this story, quite an interesting one....

WHAT DOES WOMEN WANTS?????????

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, and the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch -- only she would know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first: the old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises...etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden. Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom. What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very uncomfortable. The honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the night? What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments? What would you do? What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your own choice. Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

What is the moral of this story?
The moral is: If a woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly.

southpaw said...

God dammit!!!! took too much of ur space...:):):)

tulipspeaks said...

lolz..its okie south..i will read it now

tulipspeaks said...
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tulipspeaks said...

I really enjoyed the story south :)))

What is the moral of this story?
The moral is: If a woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly.

why don't you put it in a more 'positive' manner?? like this:

If a woman get her own way, everything will prosper

better nah??

=am000nie-with-a-smile=

southpaw said...

***If a woman get her own way, everything will prosper***hmmm...thats a good approach i must say, i'll note it in bold letters...:)

princessdominique said...

Nice post! I agree with everything you said!

www.princessdominique.com/blog

Dewdrop said...

Lovely, the unique complexities of a woman's mind, no man can decipher

Vivhyd said...

haha.. amutha.. very funny.. I am not a playboy.. just a normal boy ;)

Keshi said...

aww am000nie I miss n000nie sooo much! wut do we do?


Prakash...lol!
**.....girls like when someone flirts with her...but she hate when her BF flirts with somebody else.......thats selfish

so true lolz ;-) hahahaha!

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

@ dewdy
cheerrssssssssssssss babe!

@ vivhyd
awww...alright i admit it "vivhyd is a gooooooood boy, a very good one indeed"..eppadi? okieva?

@ k000kie
i am about to lodge a complain with the Interpol on missing n000nie..sob! sob!

=am000nie=

Keshi said...

did u go to his blog? go and see...there's a post by Pearly...dunno wuts wrong with n000nie...:(

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

just saw it..replied to it too..hummm...hopefully he is alright..

=am000nie=

Keshi said...

Amu u ok? where r ya!

Damnnn I I think this whole blog thing is making me sick now...cos everyone's leaving or getting angry and jealous and what not...and lately after my Indian Man post I noticed some differences towards me in some ppl...I cant help it that I am what I am. I am no fake and I speak my mind...I dun want to impress anyone. This blog world is really not the bed of roses I thought it was...it's more of the real world too - it's really diappointing tho. But Im thankful for the few great ppl like u that I met...

Amu Im on holz in Oct...so yeah I dun have much time with u guys...after the hols I may stop all this altogether...

u tc n be urself like u always have been..no secrets, no fake faces...I luv u for that!

Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

k000kie..i am here babyyy..

awww..come on yaar..even i got no explanation for sudden disappearance of some of the bloggers...

after the article on indian men..you can now see for sure, who the ones genuinely having f/ship with you, in reallife/bloglife..it had just made things clearer, if you ask me..

you are right about not faking yourself..why should we pretend being someone else??

these people who ignore us are those who only love to be praised, but not critised..they won't realise their own fault and correct it, no matter how gentle you put it..so, leave it..

holz in oct?? gee..thats sounds fantastic!! but do come back dear..it is not fair that you stop blogging all together just because some jerks showing their true colors..it is neither fair to you, nor to me..

muuaxx and hugss

=am000nie=

Keshi said...

aww u r hear Amu huggggz!

no I was just feeling down today...cos it hurts when ur friends r ard in good times and when u really need someone, u find that there's no one ard...so lonely...but u have always been ard n I appreciate that...thanks Amu!

but i have learnt to survive with no one...I can do it now...u know why...I have stopped expecting...like I always tell ya...thats the best remedy...cos u may have a million friends this minute and none the next minute when u feel down...so learn to find a friend in u...inside of u...urself...it really helps to stay happy. Im so happy cos today I found that friend...

yes thru blogs u can really find out who really is ur friend or who's just praising ya...thats so true.

Anyways yeah i will update u abt the holz in due time...thru email.

u tc n know that I really really value ur friendship even tho it's a short time that we have known each other...

Huggggz!
Keshi.

Keshi said...

**here

4u2nvau/Rohit said...

jeez I get to read taunts left, right and centre just coz Im not feeling 100% and I dun feel like blogging for a short while.

Sorry girls :(

Michelle said...

ha ha ha tht is kinna true!!

;)

tulipspeaks said...

@ k000kie

hugsss and muuuaxx dear.. and looks who is here..its n000nie


@ n000nie

welcome back


@ michelle

hehehe..i think the same :P

:) said...

lolll i got this mail too... hehe uummm sm r true na... we gals r like this..

:)

Keshi said...

oh wateva Amu...Im bored.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amu I was pissed just b4...it wasnt u but...

I showed the Amman pic to my mum last nite...she loved it! She said to say Hi to u :)

k000kzz.

tulipspeaks said...

@ pari
hehehe..yeap..some of them are true..err..or is it everything? :P

@ k000kie
its okie..awww..say hi to mom too :)))

=am000nie=

Keshi said...

huggggggggz Amu u ok?

Keshi.

4u2nvau/Rohit said...

new post new post new post

Keshi said...

o gawwwd look who's here lol!

ok now nuuu post Amuuuuu?

kuuuuki.

tulipspeaks said...

kookie..i'm still struggling with my gastric pain :(((

or than that, i am fine here..:)

n000nie!!! new post on the way :P

=am000nie=

Keshi said...

awww Amu u have gastric pain? I used to...now Im better cos I eat alot of salads n less oily and spicy food...take it easy...drink alot of water and go for walks...dun stress out too much...worry also causes gastritis. take good care cos ur precious darllz...


~~Im on
warm milk
and laxatives...
Cherry
flavored
antacids...
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea...~~

heheh one of my fav songs by Nirvana :)

Get well soon hunnnz..now that n000nie is bak too...:)
Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

awww...thanks dear..i am going to see a doctor later, the pain becoming unbearable at time..


=am000nie=

Keshi said...

good on ya...tc!

keshi.

madhavan said...

nice one...!

tulipspeaks said...

hi madhavan..welcome to my blog..thanks for the comment..


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