Wednesday, May 16, 2007

FAQ

I receive not less than 5 new friendster/tagged request a day, and not less than 5 new messages asking the same questions like below:

Message 1: hru? how is ur life going on? where ru now? n what r u doing?

Message 2: i,m xxxxxx from xxxxx n working as xxxxx in puchong. then how about you n ur fly? tel me more details about u ok.. take care .. have a nice day...

Message 3: what u do ? can i gate your biodata pls . your details very few . i rep u nex week or if u want conteck meis my no 016xxxxxx .is perak no but i stay in jb


[Pardon their language, I pasted the message as it is with alteration only to their names/phone numbers so that you guys can understand my frustration *me being mean :P]



I am tired. Tired of answering the same questions again and again. Then I remembered the FAQ session in most websites *grins. I am answering most frequently asked questions via friendster/tagged/YM. If you got anything else to ask, feel free to do that in the comment section. May be I can post a link to these 'new friends' instead of typing it out all the time.


Q: Whats your full name?
A: Ms. Amutha Ramadas BSc., MSc. But you may call me 'ammu'. simple isn't it?

Q: Where are you from?
A: Puchong, the happening town & the center of Klang Valley, Malaysia.

Q: Is that your hometown?
A: Yes!!!

Q: Hows life?
A: Great! Never felt better.

Q: What are doing now/Are you working/ What are you working as?
A: I completed my studies last Dec. Right now I am attached to a private university in the state of Selangor, Malaysia :D

Q: Oh! Thats great. What is your future plan?
A: Intend to further my studies next year. (so buzz off! hehehehe...)

Q: How many siblings do you have? What are they doing?
A: 2; a sister & a brother - both younger than me. They are studying.

Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I blog.

Q: What is a blog?
A: *sigh... http://www.tulipspeaks.blogspot.com . Visit it and you will know ;)

Q: What do you do in your free time other than blogging?
A: Good question.. I rarely have free time. If I do, I go shopping!!! yippeee! I do read. Sometimes, if there is any good movie playing in nearby cinema, I will go but only if I got a company.

Q: What are your fav foods? (blv me.. I had ppl asking me this ques! :O)
A: Indian food.

Q: Why don't we meet tonight for a drink? (and I only know his existence few minutes back)
A: One.. I rarely go out in night. Two.. I don't meet ppl I barely know.

Q: The photo (referring to my profile pic) looks good. Is that really you?
A: OMG! Just because you have David Beckham / Surya / Dhanush / Capt Jack Sparrow as your profile pic, it doesn't mean everyone else are fake too. Get a life, will ya?

Q: Can I have your number?
A: No. Sorry but I don't exchange numbers online (except if you are a hunk, of course)

Q: Are you single?
A: Yes.

Q: How come?
A: I don't know (that's my standard answer).

Q: You had a boyfriend before this?
A: I had a husband. Happy? Can we talk about something else? *yawning

23 comments:

Michelle said...

I totally know what you mean...some ppl just don't know when their company is not wanted!

thoughts of a blank mind said...

Nice set of faqs you have there!!

Sree's Views said...

hey...two from me ..
How come u r so sweet all the time ?
How do u know what to say when always ?
:)

v I v E k said...

wuahahaha...only give numbers to hunks huh???very bad ler u..hehe
nice post!

Seema said...

Lol that was really funny...people can drive u up the wall !
Am still laufin at the last Q..takes the cake !
Good one !

Queenie said...

Q: no only joking.
You make me smile :)
queenie

Abru said...

Good one...

priya said...

Just cool answers their ammu:)

People like to drive with asl old fashioned way and then go for ringing tone.

Jeevan said...

Even many of my Messages too use for Hi how are u? what r u doing?
Here is an info about ammu!

diyadear said...

lol..ammu, thats was a nice post..

tulipspeaks said...

@ michelle

:))) hope this would be a lesson to ppl like that.



@ thoughts of a blank mind

thanks! and welcome to TS!



ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ sree

kekekeke...

1. sumtimes i am genuinely sweet, sumtimes i fake it. :P


2. i think twice b4 answering & sumtimes i say wht they wanna hear rather than wht i really wanna say. i know its bad. but hey, it works!



ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ vivek

unmai sonna.. kelvi ketkeringele? kekekeke..
thanks!



@ seema

kekekeke. glad i made u laugh. i think if we made one person to smile in a day, we have done a lot. dont you think so?


ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ queenie

:))) i'm glad i did.



@ abru

thanks!


ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ priya

feel like its been a long time since i last saw u around. wassup! :)))

thanks dear.



@ jeevan

thanks! did this helped?


ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ diya

thanks dear!



ammu.

Lisa Francisco aka AVIANA said...

sorry..but funny..nice headshot on your page mama! :)

praveen said...

I'm like seriously lazy to answer all those questions if I'm being asked so I pretty much just ignore them unless I find some good reason to build up a friendship...

Keshi said...

LOL Ammu dun let me get to ya babez.

FAQs...pretty neat thought there :):)



**Q: You had a boyfriend before this?
A: I had a husband. Happy? Can we talk about something else? *yawning

lolz! u cud just tell em
'yes I had a husband that I once got so mad at n hacked to death...interested in me?'.


Keshi.

tulipspeaks said...

@ lisa

hahahaha. thanks dear!



ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ praveen

well.. thats rite. i strongly blv that things should take place spontaneously. till now i still hv ppl coming to me and say "hey.. saw ur profile. i wanna be yr close fren. can u tell me more abt urself?". i dont understand how n why they can consider becoming my close fren when they dono anything abt me.


ammu.

tulipspeaks said...

@ keshi

hahahahaha.. thanks dear!


i was about to gv such answer, but didn't want to freak u guys out! so settled for a gentle answer there. kekekeke..


ammu.

anup.777 said...

hi Amu .... that was interesting ... n informative ...

so, how long hv u been married? ... lolz ... just kidding ... ;)

TC n hv a gr8 weekend!