I receive not less than 5 new friendster/tagged request a day, and not less than 5 new messages asking the same questions like below:
Message 1: hru? how is ur life going on? where ru now? n what r u doing?
Message 2: i,m xxxxxx from xxxxx n working as xxxxx in puchong. then how about you n ur fly? tel me more details about u ok.. take care .. have a nice day...
Message 3: what u do ? can i gate your biodata pls . your details very few . i rep u nex week or if u want conteck meis my no 016xxxxxx .is perak no but i stay in jb
[Pardon their language, I pasted the message as it is with alteration only to their names/phone numbers so that you guys can understand my frustration *me being mean :P]
I am tired. Tired of answering the same questions again and again. Then I remembered the FAQ session in most websites *grins. I am answering most frequently asked questions via friendster/tagged/YM. If you got anything else to ask, feel free to do that in the comment section. May be I can post a link to these 'new friends' instead of typing it out all the time.
Q: Whats your full name?
A: Ms. Amutha Ramadas BSc., MSc. But you may call me 'ammu'. simple isn't it?
Q: Where are you from?
A: Puchong, the happening town & the center of Klang Valley, Malaysia.
Q: Is that your hometown?
A: Yes!!!
Q: Hows life?
A: Great! Never felt better.
Q: What are doing now/Are you working/ What are you working as?
A: I completed my studies last Dec. Right now I am attached to a private university in the state of Selangor, Malaysia :D
Q: Oh! Thats great. What is your future plan?
A: Intend to further my studies next year. (so buzz off! hehehehe...)
Q: How many siblings do you have? What are they doing?
A: 2; a sister & a brother - both younger than me. They are studying.
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I blog.
Q: What is a blog?
A: *sigh... http://www.tulipspeaks.blogspot.com . Visit it and you will know ;)
Q: What do you do in your free time other than blogging?
A: Good question.. I rarely have free time. If I do, I go shopping!!! yippeee! I do read. Sometimes, if there is any good movie playing in nearby cinema, I will go but only if I got a company.
Q: What are your fav foods? (blv me.. I had ppl asking me this ques! :O)
A: Indian food.
Q: Why don't we meet tonight for a drink? (and I only know his existence few minutes back)
A: One.. I rarely go out in night. Two.. I don't meet ppl I barely know.
Q: The photo (referring to my profile pic) looks good. Is that really you?
A: OMG! Just because you have David Beckham / Surya / Dhanush / Capt Jack Sparrow as your profile pic, it doesn't mean everyone else are fake too. Get a life, will ya?
Q: Can I have your number?
A: No. Sorry but I don't exchange numbers online (except if you are a hunk, of course)
Q: Are you single?
A: Yes.
Q: How come?
A: I don't know (that's my standard answer).
Q: You had a boyfriend before this?
A: I had a husband. Happy? Can we talk about something else? *yawning
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
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5/16/2007 11:12:00 AM — tulipspeaks — Labels: misc., personal
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23 comments:
I totally know what you mean...some ppl just don't know when their company is not wanted!
Nice set of faqs you have there!!
hey...two from me ..
How come u r so sweet all the time ?
How do u know what to say when always ?
:)
wuahahaha...only give numbers to hunks huh???very bad ler u..hehe
nice post!
Lol that was really funny...people can drive u up the wall !
Am still laufin at the last Q..takes the cake !
Good one !
Q: no only joking.
You make me smile :)
queenie
Good one...
Just cool answers their ammu:)
People like to drive with asl old fashioned way and then go for ringing tone.
Even many of my Messages too use for Hi how are u? what r u doing?
Here is an info about ammu!
lol..ammu, thats was a nice post..
@ michelle
:))) hope this would be a lesson to ppl like that.
@ thoughts of a blank mind
thanks! and welcome to TS!
ammu.
@ sree
kekekeke...
1. sumtimes i am genuinely sweet, sumtimes i fake it. :P
2. i think twice b4 answering & sumtimes i say wht they wanna hear rather than wht i really wanna say. i know its bad. but hey, it works!
ammu.
@ vivek
unmai sonna.. kelvi ketkeringele? kekekeke..
thanks!
@ seema
kekekeke. glad i made u laugh. i think if we made one person to smile in a day, we have done a lot. dont you think so?
ammu.
@ queenie
:))) i'm glad i did.
@ abru
thanks!
ammu.
@ priya
feel like its been a long time since i last saw u around. wassup! :)))
thanks dear.
@ jeevan
thanks! did this helped?
ammu.
@ diya
thanks dear!
ammu.
sorry..but funny..nice headshot on your page mama! :)
I'm like seriously lazy to answer all those questions if I'm being asked so I pretty much just ignore them unless I find some good reason to build up a friendship...
LOL Ammu dun let me get to ya babez.
FAQs...pretty neat thought there :):)
**Q: You had a boyfriend before this?
A: I had a husband. Happy? Can we talk about something else? *yawning
lolz! u cud just tell em
'yes I had a husband that I once got so mad at n hacked to death...interested in me?'.
Keshi.
@ lisa
hahahaha. thanks dear!
ammu.
@ praveen
well.. thats rite. i strongly blv that things should take place spontaneously. till now i still hv ppl coming to me and say "hey.. saw ur profile. i wanna be yr close fren. can u tell me more abt urself?". i dont understand how n why they can consider becoming my close fren when they dono anything abt me.
ammu.
@ keshi
hahahahaha.. thanks dear!
i was about to gv such answer, but didn't want to freak u guys out! so settled for a gentle answer there. kekekeke..
ammu.
hi Amu .... that was interesting ... n informative ...
so, how long hv u been married? ... lolz ... just kidding ... ;)
TC n hv a gr8 weekend!
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