I am pissed. You might get pissed too if you got messages via social networks from self-proclaimed genius like this:
Warning: These are real messages exchanged between a moron & yours truly. Take note of the language.
The Moron : ammu how areu?
ammu : im fine thanks.
Things were fine only in the beginning... then the nightmare began....
The Moron : hallo ammu, i am fine,ur indian?how is ur work?ur more custemer?pls reply ammu.i hope visit malasia.u pls join with me 15 days.how much ur cost ?pls reply dear.u have ur nace picture for me?sexual picture?pls send to me.
ammu : sorry i am not for sale.
OMG!!! His English literally blinded me for a second!!! I still don't know the meaning of "more custemer" & "nace picture". And I just hate it when someone spell Malaysia as "malasia" or whatever! Especially not when Malaysia is celebrating her 50th birthday! Grrrrrr!!!!! And what on earth "sexual picture" means??? Nude photo huh? I didn't want to waste my precious energy typing out looooooooong reply to this moron. So, my reply was simple ;)
The Moron : ammu sorry ur dating girl? ie i am askig sorry. pls tel me more
ammu : u dont know what 'dating' means??? it means i am seeing someone i.e. i have a boyfriend.
LOL. This one really got me laughing! Hahahahaha.. The moron was referring to my marital status (as you can see in the screen shot below) which says "Dating". Generally I like to put my status as "dating" or "in relationship" just to minimize such harassment. But I never thought there will be such geniuses (like this one) in the Internet world!
The Moron: ammu dating means sex worker. that is i ask somthing sorry. ammu i am really sorry
ammu:a sex worker is a sex worker. LOL. i think u need to find a new English teacher.
v. dat�ed, dat�ing, dates
v.tr.
1. To mark or supply with a date: date a letter.
2. To determine the date of: date a fossil.
3. To betray the age of: Pictures of old cars date the book.
4. To go on a date or dates with.
source:
http://www.the freedictionary .com/dict.asp? Word=dating
At this point, I wanted to hammer his head already! Between, did you count the number of times he said 'sorry' and 'ammu'?
The End
Now, would you like to know the url of his profile page? ;) May be he needs some 'coaching' on communication skill & English language! Any takers?
P/S: The blog header has been changed in conjunction with Malaysia's Golden Anniversary. Nice huh? :P
37 comments:
This guy is really too much, I think you was nicer to him, If this happens to me i would have "hammered" him with my words.
His english is damn worst and he should learn to use E-dictionary often.
May this moron maggot goes to hell.
hey ammu
that funny conversations with that stupid! Bad english and too many sorry's are irritating- i felt it during those stalker girl sms to me!
Ammu: Just cudn't stop laughing at ur post. Poor you taking english classes during chat..
Is that guy for real? :o
@ chaitanya
hahahahaha.. i bet most of you gals would resort to that. sometimes i would hammer them too. this is one of the rare moments when i didn't exactly feel to do so.
@ nirek
well.. i don't know if he is really a stupid, or plain ignorant la. i remember your problem with the stalker. thats worse, man!
ammu.
@ pria
hahahaha.. i hv to do it a lot of times actually. may be next time i should just post them all here! :P
@ fleiger
lolz. yes he is. you want his url? :P
ammu.
yeah, you get those crazy ppl online sometimes.
They suck!
@ raaji
u got similar experience huh?
ammu.
that is indeed funny. Thats why i never put my real self in online boards. except facebook that is. Muahahaha...bugger must be an african or middle eastern origin coz they spell malasia...
so u offer dating service ah? :p
@ gp
hahahaha.. mana ada offer dating service??? adi! :P
ammu.
I was ROFLing throught the whole post! WTF is sexual picture? And dating girl? Moron is too good a name for him..how abt dickhead?
Keshi.
@ keshi
hahahaha.. i know u would!
i think sexual picture = sexy picture. hehehehe..
now, would he know what 'dickhead' means? i wonder.... :P
ammu.
yeah come to think of it, it might take more than a day to explain to him what dickhead means...so forget it...leave it at Moron!
Keshi.
when I read this post it reminded of an ID I once used to see regularly on IndiaTimes chat...it was called 'sex_rohini'
now wut in the world does that mean?
Keshi.
ok gal dun get tens coz of this species... wat to do they have no other work..just IGNORE him gal!
have a nice day!
Really stupid guy.. I think he lost his brain somewhere in the process of becoming a moron.
Anyway, just to let you know that the banner is nice! Happy Merdeka!!
OIl..ammu give me his URL. lol.really funny la this macha....must teach him some Madras english heeheh...
ammu lovely banner!
i miss u all :(
keshiroo...hemm...sex_rohini means rohini who likes sex...:p or porbably its a guy who likes to cross name himselff. :p
it is a good job to educate him and making him know that was a mistake .....good job!This will give you plus points :)
Pangkor ...it was not very expensive depends where you stay! It was about 120.00, chalet for 5 of us.
but u make his conversation so funnier here. When is Malaysia's independence day? very nice header dear, hope u keep it for sometimes.
@ keshi
lolz. today he sent me few msg asking me to be his fren. i wonder how would a gal wanna be his fren a day after he actually asked her how much she would 'cost'.. crazy fella!
sex rohini .. hmm.. a gal with the nick rohini who is offering cyber sex? but my bet is this is a guy 'cross-dressing' as rohini! :P
ammu.
@ anits
i'm nt really getting tensed. well,i used to, but not anymore. no point getting tensed at morons isn't it? ;)
have a blessed day, dear!
@ puvanan
hahahahahaha.. well, his profile says he is working in saudi & his profile pic is of him in an office. but again, he can always pretend to sit in an office although he is actually cleaning toilets there! :P
thanks, pu. Selamat Hari Merdeka!
ammu.
@ mandelism
ur wish,my command :P
his url:
http://www.tagged.com/vprafeek
thanks! ;)
@ gp
hahahaha.. i just read ur comment after replying to keshi. similar reply. ;)
ammu.
@ seal
eh.. thanks yaar!
eh.. got chalet for RM120??? i thought there is nothing less than 500 bucks!
@ jeevan
hahahaha.. in real, it was irritating. but in a way, its interesting how some men perceive women in the Internet.
Our Merdeka is on 31st Aug. Thanks for the compliments. Will keep the header till Malaysia Day.
ammu.
Honestly, hit on that ignore button right away ! These morons don't deserve a reply even !
my god that was hilarious!!! wat a guy!!
u are right dear..nowadays I barely have time to blog myself and blog hop.. I'll try my best to keep in track of the bloggie world though
take care
lols Ghosty n Ammu!
I thought sex_rohini prolly means now her sex is Rohini = female...cos she was a he before. ok forget it.
** wonder how would a gal wanna be his fren a day after he actually asked her how much she would 'cost'
Ammu nowu ask him how much it wud cost u to be his friend...prolly all ur cranium! So ask him to get lost LOL!
Keshi.
Lol!!! Did you check his status??? Married!!!!
I hate it when I get such msg!
By the way, OOOOOOOOH nice header. Very patriotic! I love it! :D
@ ramya
yes, after exchanging some dumb msgs, i have decided to block him :D
@ diya
hehehehehe.. yeah!!
ammu.
@ praveen
tyt and do come back to all of us soon!!! :D
@ keshi
she was a he before??? hehehehe.. comedy! comedy!
ammu.
@ abru
something wrong with his profile i think. he is only 23 but married, in emirates n coming to malaysia for 15 days. :S
@ cindy
aha.. its a never ending story isn't it? :P
thanks dear. header in conjunction with our Merdeka celebration! :P
btwn, i send u a msg via ur contact form. got it eh?
ammu.
LOL! I don't where to begin when my gf relates all these weirdos wanting to get to 'know' her through social networks.
But I think this takes the cake.
Dating = Sex worker
ROFLMAO!
Now, that's a good blog to share with people. ;-)
I bet it's Friendster? People could abuse social network anyway, or I would keep it a little bit.. it's just a way of practicing it, social network does not set boundaries or impose any rules on how people should communicate.
yc
Naah, I won't make social mistake even close to this one any time in foreseeable future.
hahahahaha.... he is frm malaysia? his english is atrocious. wont even pass for manglish.
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