Monday, August 13, 2007

dating vs. sexual services

I am pissed. You might get pissed too if you got messages via social networks from self-proclaimed genius like this:

Warning: These are real messages exchanged between a moron & yours truly. Take note of the language.

The Moron : ammu how areu?

ammu : im fine thanks.

Things were fine only in the beginning... then the nightmare began....

The Moron : hallo ammu, i am fine,ur indian?how is ur work?ur more custemer?pls reply ammu.i hope visit malasia.u pls join with me 15 much ur cost ?pls reply dear.u have ur nace picture for me?sexual picture?pls send to me.

ammu : sorry i am not for sale.

OMG!!! His English literally blinded me for a second!!! I still don't know the meaning of "more custemer" & "nace picture". And I just hate it when someone spell Malaysia as "malasia" or whatever! Especially not when Malaysia is celebrating her 50th birthday! Grrrrrr!!!!! And what on earth "sexual picture" means??? Nude photo huh? I didn't want to waste my precious energy typing out looooooooong reply to this moron. So, my reply was simple ;)

The Moron : ammu sorry ur dating girl? ie i am askig sorry. pls tel me more

ammu : u dont know what 'dating' means??? it means i am seeing someone i.e. i have a boyfriend.

LOL. This one really got me laughing! Hahahahaha.. The moron was referring to my marital status (as you can see in the screen shot below) which says "Dating". Generally I like to put my status as "dating" or "in relationship" just to minimize such harassment. But I never thought there will be such geniuses (like this one) in the Internet world!

The Moron: ammu dating means sex worker. that is i ask somthing sorry. ammu i am really sorry

ammu:a sex worker is a sex worker. LOL. i think u need to find a new English teacher.

v. dat�ed, dat�ing, dates
1. To mark or supply with a date: date a letter.
2. To determine the date of: date a fossil.
3. To betray the age of: Pictures of old cars date the book.
4. To go on a date or dates with.

http://www.the freedictionary .com/dict.asp? Word=dating

At this point, I wanted to hammer his head already! Between, did you count the number of times he said 'sorry' and 'ammu'?

The End

Now, would you like to know the url of his profile page? ;) May be he needs some 'coaching' on communication skill & English language! Any takers?

P/S: The blog header has been changed in conjunction with Malaysia's Golden Anniversary. Nice huh? :P


chaitanya said...

This guy is really too much, I think you was nicer to him, If this happens to me i would have "hammered" him with my words.
His english is damn worst and he should learn to use E-dictionary often.
May this moron maggot goes to hell.

Nirek said...

hey ammu
that funny conversations with that stupid! Bad english and too many sorry's are irritating- i felt it during those stalker girl sms to me!

pria said...

Ammu: Just cudn't stop laughing at ur post. Poor you taking english classes during chat..

Fleiger said...

Is that guy for real? :o

tulipspeaks said...

@ chaitanya

hahahahaha.. i bet most of you gals would resort to that. sometimes i would hammer them too. this is one of the rare moments when i didn't exactly feel to do so.

@ nirek

well.. i don't know if he is really a stupid, or plain ignorant la. i remember your problem with the stalker. thats worse, man!


tulipspeaks said...

@ pria

hahahaha.. i hv to do it a lot of times actually. may be next time i should just post them all here! :P

@ fleiger

lolz. yes he is. you want his url? :P


(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

yeah, you get those crazy ppl online sometimes.
They suck!

tulipspeaks said...

@ raaji

u got similar experience huh?


Ghost Particle said...

that is indeed funny. Thats why i never put my real self in online boards. except facebook that is. Muahahaha...bugger must be an african or middle eastern origin coz they spell malasia...

so u offer dating service ah? :p

tulipspeaks said...

@ gp

hahahaha.. mana ada offer dating service??? adi! :P


Keshi said...

I was ROFLing throught the whole post! WTF is sexual picture? And dating girl? Moron is too good a name for abt dickhead?


tulipspeaks said...

@ keshi

hahahaha.. i know u would!
i think sexual picture = sexy picture. hehehehe..
now, would he know what 'dickhead' means? i wonder.... :P


Keshi said...

yeah come to think of it, it might take more than a day to explain to him what dickhead forget it...leave it at Moron!


Keshi said...

when I read this post it reminded of an ID I once used to see regularly on IndiaTimes was called 'sex_rohini'

now wut in the world does that mean?


anits said...

ok gal dun get tens coz of this species... wat to do they have no other work..just IGNORE him gal!

have a nice day!

puvanan said...

Really stupid guy.. I think he lost his brain somewhere in the process of becoming a moron.

Anyway, just to let you know that the banner is nice! Happy Merdeka!!

mandelism said...

OIl..ammu give me his URL. lol.really funny la this macha....must teach him some Madras english heeheh...

ammu lovely banner!

i miss u all :(

Ghost Particle said...

keshiroo...hemm...sex_rohini means rohini who likes sex...:p or porbably its a guy who likes to cross name himselff. :p

Seal in Astral said...

it is a good job to educate him and making him know that was a mistake .....good job!This will give you plus points :)

Pangkor was not very expensive depends where you stay! It was about 120.00, chalet for 5 of us.

Jeevan said...

but u make his conversation so funnier here. When is Malaysia's independence day? very nice header dear, hope u keep it for sometimes.

tulipspeaks said...

@ keshi

lolz. today he sent me few msg asking me to be his fren. i wonder how would a gal wanna be his fren a day after he actually asked her how much she would 'cost'.. crazy fella!

sex rohini .. hmm.. a gal with the nick rohini who is offering cyber sex? but my bet is this is a guy 'cross-dressing' as rohini! :P


tulipspeaks said...

@ anits

i'm nt really getting tensed. well,i used to, but not anymore. no point getting tensed at morons isn't it? ;)

have a blessed day, dear!

@ puvanan

hahahahahaha.. well, his profile says he is working in saudi & his profile pic is of him in an office. but again, he can always pretend to sit in an office although he is actually cleaning toilets there! :P

thanks, pu. Selamat Hari Merdeka!


tulipspeaks said...

@ mandelism

ur wish,my command :P

his url:

thanks! ;)

@ gp

hahahaha.. i just read ur comment after replying to keshi. similar reply. ;)


tulipspeaks said...

@ seal

eh.. thanks yaar!

eh.. got chalet for RM120??? i thought there is nothing less than 500 bucks!

@ jeevan

hahahaha.. in real, it was irritating. but in a way, its interesting how some men perceive women in the Internet.

Our Merdeka is on 31st Aug. Thanks for the compliments. Will keep the header till Malaysia Day.


Ramya said...

Honestly, hit on that ignore button right away ! These morons don't deserve a reply even !

diyadear said...

my god that was hilarious!!! wat a guy!!

praveen said...

u are right dear..nowadays I barely have time to blog myself and blog hop.. I'll try my best to keep in track of the bloggie world though

take care

Keshi said...

lols Ghosty n Ammu!

I thought sex_rohini prolly means now her sex is Rohini = female...cos she was a he before. ok forget it.

** wonder how would a gal wanna be his fren a day after he actually asked her how much she would 'cost'

Ammu nowu ask him how much it wud cost u to be his friend...prolly all ur cranium! So ask him to get lost LOL!


Abru said...

Lol!!! Did you check his status??? Married!!!!

cindy said...

I hate it when I get such msg!

By the way, OOOOOOOOH nice header. Very patriotic! I love it! :D

tulipspeaks said...

@ ramya

yes, after exchanging some dumb msgs, i have decided to block him :D

@ diya

hehehehehe.. yeah!!


tulipspeaks said...

@ praveen

tyt and do come back to all of us soon!!! :D

@ keshi

she was a he before??? hehehehe.. comedy! comedy!


tulipspeaks said...

@ abru

something wrong with his profile i think. he is only 23 but married, in emirates n coming to malaysia for 15 days. :S

@ cindy

aha.. its a never ending story isn't it? :P

thanks dear. header in conjunction with our Merdeka celebration! :P

btwn, i send u a msg via ur contact form. got it eh?


Danny Foo said...

LOL! I don't where to begin when my gf relates all these weirdos wanting to get to 'know' her through social networks.

But I think this takes the cake.

Dating = Sex worker


Yuen-Chi Lian said...

Now, that's a good blog to share with people. ;-)

I bet it's Friendster? People could abuse social network anyway, or I would keep it a little bit.. it's just a way of practicing it, social network does not set boundaries or impose any rules on how people should communicate.


Fleiger said...

Naah, I won't make social mistake even close to this one any time in foreseeable future.

zewt said...

hahahahaha.... he is frm malaysia? his english is atrocious. wont even pass for manglish.