I'm always amazed at men who have the ability to turn horny at any instance, even if they are dying on the hospital bed!
It may look like sweeping statement but there were incidences that happened during my master research project, which is a proof of what I am saying. The research project was conducted in a public hospital and my dean was kind enough to grant me an office room for me to conduct interviews of the outpatients. Nevertheless, I was still required to visit in-patients in the wards.
During one of such visits in the ward, I came across a 70-yr old man who was a potential candidate for my research project. This guy was having hearing problems, so I had to sit closely to his bed and initiate the conversation. Everything was okie and I was already half-way through the interview when he suddenly started to talk about erectile dysfunction! Then he went on pouring out how 'hard' he felt when he used to touch the nurses and he could not feel anything nowadays. Geeez.. all I asked was about his food intake, not if his d**k could stand still or not. Then he said something I never imagined in my entire life "Can I touch you instead?" OMG! I felt like puking! I immediately terminate the interview and left the ward. The next day, the surgeon-in charge apologized to me - well, pity the surgeon though.
If that was bad, worse things have happened in my office. This time it was a 55 yr old man. I was only enquiring him about his medical history when he started to strip in my office!! For godsake it was not a treatment room, and I was not a doctor. Somehow I manage to stop him by saying my office is equipped with CCTV. Phhewww! And another man who came for the health screening session said proudly (and loudly) how big his d**k was!! I had to conduct the screening with open doors and not before warning all my enumerators NOT to go near him. Damn... what does one's d**k size and strength have to do with nutrition? :S
I wonder if it will be the same thing even if they are 6 feet under! *sigh
18 comments:
Ammu,
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Thanks for making this old man laugh!!!
Really breaks the monotony and heartaches of living through these problematic times as we get nearer to the GE and witness the onslaught against Malaysians who are just itching to teach the Be End a ballot box lesson!!!
Next time any of those old jerks try anything funny, stab them with the largest hypodermic needle you have!
Hehehehehe! Dirty Old Rascals! :P
**Can I touch you instead
ewww wrinkly wanker!
Ammu u should know that by descent MEN R HORNY. **rolling eyes**
Keshi.
Reminded me of the experience my sis had during an exam.
She was supposed to take the medical history of a patient, and he was drunk. How she passed the exam after what he was saying, is still a mystery to me.
This was aguably the most hillarious post I ave readin recent times....!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao...rotfl...!!!!
YOu rock girl..
DUring my internship earlier this year (as an would-be architect) my boss..would tell my fellow trainee, a conservative dresser, (not me, we both hated each other, and everyone knew it) that she should be wearng a dupatta when she came to her cabin, coz he wasnt interested in staribg at her jugs, he was inetersted in her work...!!!!!
Lol....such pests i tell you.
He had to be atleast 65...imagine ??
God! Stay away from ur work. And sue them.
Well it is know that sick men are more horny, read it in NS long long ago...but cant find the article anymore. Maybe its because they lost their senses that they want to 'feel' something. Huh.
Ammu should become a policewoman and start wacking them. :D
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!
Why haven't I encounter this experience ar?
LOL!!!!
oh my god..gatalnye orang tua ni hehe...just be more careful next time k?tk care gal
Men! Tsk tsk tsk.. Oh darn, i am one! XD
Pity them lah, going to die and nothing to do. Sexually harassed the next person who they come across. Haha.. i wonder if they try their luck with other men. Ewwww...
BYE!
Stupid people!
yenna kodumei sir ithu...ammu,i gues u are creating too much of fatal attraction for those granpa's...beware of kelattu singgams...muahaha...cheers
Hi ammu, very interesting post. Many people, many characters.:)
Ammu...
Hahahahahahahaha.. What a experience :)
@ mahaguru
hahahhaha.. glad i made an old man laugh, not angry! :)
thanks for commenting. and i hope to stab someone soon.. :P
@ keshi
Ammu u should know that by descent MEN R HORNY
:P from birth to death!
ammu.
@ amey
i can imagine that.. probably u just have to assume the patient under sedation! :P
@ cinderella
age is not a barrier!!!
hehehehehe.. thanks & welcome to TS gal!
ammu.
@ gp
gp.. ur advice coming in too late. judging from their body condition 3 years ago, i am 80% sure they are 6 feet under rite now! how to sue them ler? :S
sick men more horny? is that why majority of the nurses are women? :P bad bad..
Ammu should become a policewoman and start wacking them. :D
hahahaha.. i fell 3cm short of the minimum height la! :p
@ cindy
gal.. becareful with wht u wish for! :p
ammu.
@ anits
will be extra careful next time. no worries!
@ usws
hahahaha.. the man in the next bed u mean? :P
ammu.
@ jeevan
u'll be surprised!
@ vicky
fatal attraction ah? aha.. ithena vamba pochi?
ammu.
@ venus
yea.. horny characters!
@ chaitanya
:) hell of an experience!
ammu.
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